Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
So like, everyday during lunch, my little group of friends have a designated little area where we like to eat lunch. After we eat lunch, we like to listen to Disney music and sing along to it. Actually, I just sit in a corner and awkwardly eat while Victoria sings it up since I can’t sing at all. But anyway, we also have another part of our group of friends who usually don’t eat with us since they’re always outside or in the cafeteria. On the rare occasions that they come and join us for lunch, they go on complaining that we always listen to the same 5 Disney songs or ask “can we not listen to Disney songs?” At first, I didn’t really think much of it and saw it as a joke or whatever but this occurred more often whenever they ate with us. And to he honest, it got really annoying. One of them actually stayed outside since they didn’t want to listen to it. The other questioned it. And the last one was cool with it.
Well damn. That’s rude. Why are you telling us how to enjoy our lunch period? We want to listen and sing to Disney songs. This may seem childish but it really bothers me and my oh so close friend. We have the freedom to do what we want during out lunch period just how you guys stay outside or go in the cafeteria. It’s awfully rude of you and completely uncalled for to tell us what to do during lunch or make comments or purposely avoid staying with us just because you don’t like what we do. You can go ahead and stay outside for all I care. I’d also like to mention the fact that the other group (not the one who listens to Disney songs) doesn’t even bother waiting for me or any of us if we decide to walk out to get lunch. That makes me feel really left out. It always makes me question whether or not you guys even enjoy our company or see us as friends. But anyway, rant over. I had to get that out of my system.
I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”
How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.
Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.
Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.
god bless gordan ramsey
Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.
because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient.
gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok
The only reason he gets so angry is because the people he’s yelling at claim to know what they are doing and are charging people accordingly. If you listen to why he’s actually angry more than half the time you’d realize you’d be furious too. This man is beyond patient and kind toward people in normal circumstances, but he is really serious about his profession and what should be demanded of it. He’s one of my favorite people too
But have you seen “Hotel Hell” tho.
There was an elderly couple on there who lost EVERYTHING and he bought them a FREAKING APARTMENT.
The guy has a huge heart, no kidding.
Gordan Ramsey is my favourite person in the entire world
it makes me angry when gordon ramsey is reduced to nothing more than “that angry chef guy who’s always screaming at someone.” i mean think about the people he’s yelling at. on hell’s kitchen, he’s giving those chefs a shot at winning their own 5 star restaurant, and there was a girl once who got kicked off the show, but he told her to go to culinary school, WHICH HE WOULD PERSONALLY PAY FOR, and come back for a later season. on kitchen nightmares, he is personally going into restaurants on the verge of bankruptcy, cutting through all the crap, and turning everything around so that the restaurant is on a path to success and all the employees are working harmoniously IN ABOUT A WEEK. yeah he yells a lot, but he only ever yells for good reason, and his reasons are always for the benefit of others. he has the biggest heart, but sometimes kindness is speaking softly and hugging it out, and sometimes kindness is telling someone they need to WAKE THE F UP!
i assumed he was angry mcshout shouts because I had no idea who he was and thats all i had ever known
Really, Gordon isn’t nearly the dick you see on TV. pretty much everything he does on hell’s kitchen is for the sake of ratings. Same with a good chunk of ktichen nightmares.
HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!
NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…
Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.
However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.
A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.
A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.
Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.
The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.
Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!
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major signal boost
Reblogging cause this could save someone’s life
This could save many lives, reblog
My Dad just had a heart attack, luckily his Mom (My Nan) drove him to the hospital, but he might not be so lucky next time, I’m reblogging this for him.
Reblog it, you never know who’s life you might save
A colleague of mine passed away today because of an heart attack. I wish I could’ve showed him this before today.
Scooby Doo’s new look is just horrible.
scooby dooby doo the fuck they do to you
All the years of mystery solving has clearly gotten to him. Scooby’s mental health has drained and deteriorated affecting his physical health. Scooby Snacks can only do so much get this dog some fuckin’ stress relief already.